i'm in a band!! says:
what's up man?
Juz says:
can I help you? you seem lost.
i'm in a band!! says:
I'm lookin for 12th street ands 45th
i'm in a band!! says:
is this the right place?
Juz says:
nono... that last last right you took should have been a left, go ride the monkeys.
i'm in a band!! says:
thanx dude
Juz says:
so.. what you're saying is...?
i'm in a band!! says:
nothin'\
i'm in a band!! says:
just howdy
Juz says:
i don't follow
i'm in a band!! says:
k
Juz says:
where 'ya goin with this?
i'm in a band!! says:
no where
i'm in a band!! says:
I'll go then
Juz says:
i still don't follow
i'm in a band!! says:
see ya man
Juz says:
where am i?
Juz says:
what's goin on?
i'm in a band!! says:
you really are a narcotic cow aren't you
Juz says:
*twitch* some would say so
i'm in a band!! says:
lol
i'm in a band!! says:
hey thanx for the pics of brynne
i'm in a band!! says:
even if she woke you up...
i'm in a band!! says:
sorry about that
Juz says:
yeah... those are nice.. but nothing compared to FISHPEN
i'm in a band!! says:
good point
i'm in a band!! says:
what's up with that?
Juz says:
you should be sorry, mistakes have been, there will be consequences.
i'm in a band!! says:
just for kicks
i'm in a band!! says:
easay killer
Juz says:
it's only the greatest dollar store impulse item EVER.
Juz says:
it's a fish! it's a pen! FISHPEN!
i'm in a band!! says:
dollar store huh>
Juz says:
oh yea, they're a goldmine
i'm in a band!! says:
nice maketing scheme
i'm in a band!! says:
marketing*
i'm in a band!! says:
have they gone global yet
Juz says:
hard to say, the ways of the fishpen are mysterious
i'm in a band!! says:
enlighten me oh wise sensay
Juz says:
i can't tell you the ways of the fishpen, it can only be experienced.
i'm in a band!! says:
I see
Juz says:
www.fallingcow.com/nc
Juz says:
DUN DUN DUN
i'm in a band!! says:
( aplause)
i'm in a band!! says:
oooooh
i'm in a band!! says:
ahhh
i'm in a band!! says:
so are they realy found in the dollar store
Juz says:
damn straight
i'm in a band!! says:
nice
Juz says:
oklohoma aye? i hear you guys get fish out there
i'm in a band!! says:
yep
Juz says:
what's that like?
i'm in a band!! says:
except we have to go the river and pull them out of hole
i'm in a band!! says:
it's a blast man
i'm in a band!! says:
it's a rush yor first time
Juz says:
neat
i'm in a band!! says:
haviong a big catfish clamp down on your fingers
i'm in a band!! says:
it get's your adrenaline going
i'm in a band!! says:
like steriods
i'm in a band!! says:
not that I would know about steriods:\
Juz says:
kind of like eating yogurt, only substiture hole with yogurt cup and hands with spoon and fish with yogurt
i'm in a band!! says:
ummm?
i'm in a band!! says:
yeah
i'm in a band!! says:
I can see that resemblance
i'm in a band!! says:
just like that
Juz says:
mmmm... yogurt
i'm in a band!! says:
exept yogurt doesn't bite aas hard
Juz says:
unless...
Juz says:
*trailing off into deep thought*
i'm in a band!! says:
good to do every now and then
i'm in a band!! says:
unless...
i'm in a band!! says:
it's 3 year old
Juz says:
especially in matters of yogurt
i'm in a band!! says:
then it would probably bite pretty hard
i'm in a band!! says:
whatever floats your boat
Juz says:
what the hell are you talking about?
Juz says:
you havn't made sense since minute 1
Juz says:
it is now minute 12
Juz says:
you see where im going with this?
i'm in a band!! says:
i can take a hint
i'm in a band!! says:
good takin' to ya
i'm in a band!! says:
later
Juz says:
don't go! i don't have any friends! please!
i'm in a band!! says:
man !!
Juz says:
fine, screw you.
Juz says:
you're fired, get outta here.
i'm in a band!! says:
you sound like a pretty crazy guy to hang with..
Juz says:
FIRED
i'm in a band!! says:
see ya man
Juz says:
ha, that was a test
i'm in a band!! says:
let me guess
i'm in a band!! says:
I didn't pass
Juz says:
ya know what, you passed- but barely! you know what you got?
i'm in a band!! says:
not a clue
Juz says:
F+
Juz says:
*CLICK*
i'm in a band!! says:
I've had worse
Juz says:
i win, you lose, now gimme a bear
i'm in a band!! says:
a bear
i'm in a band!! says:
or
i'm in a band!! says:
a
Juz says:
NO NOnononoNO
Juz says:
i want a bear.
i'm in a band!! says:
I'll get to work on that one!
i'm in a band!! says:
may take me a few minuits
Juz says:
and not one of those little ones either
Juz says:
im talking like a kodiak or a panda...
i'm in a band!! says:
you want big pappa momma ? ok
Juz says:
nono, i changed my mind, both.
Juz says:
a girl and a boy.
Juz says:
and i want you to make them breed successfully.
i'm in a band!! says:
hmmmmm...
i'm in a band!! says:
it's going to cost you!
Juz says:
don't jerk me around stew, it's a simple request, a baby could do it.
Juz says:
damnit, stew died.
i'm in a band!! says:
( cough) cough0
i'm in a band!! says:
make it stop!!!!@#$
Juz says:
can't, you brought it on yourself, it's justice my friend, retribution for me being waken up.
i'm in a band!! says:
we shall call that even then
Juz says:
...funny... you don't sound like you're dieing anymore
i'm in a band!! says:
I'm going to miss every................
Juz says:
the debt is not repaid until i see blood
i'm in a band!! says:
BLOOD
Juz says:
THE BLOOD-GOO OF A FEMALE PANDA GIVING BIRTH TO A PANDA/KODIAK BEAR MIX WHICH YOU SUCCESSFULLU BREEDED
i'm in a band!! says:
your one crazy dude
Juz says:
yeah, never thought I'd have to say that again...
i'm in a band!! says:
you have a very vivd imagination
Juz says:
you have no idea
i'm in a band!! says:
I'm starting to ..
Juz says:
NO. IDEA.
i'm in a band!! says:
PSYCHO
Juz says:
close, but WRONG
i'm in a band!! says:
deprived child hood?
Juz says:
you're getting colder
i'm in a band!! says:
mauled by a cross-bred panda and polar bear while walking through the woods?
Juz says:
a little warmer...
i'm in a band!! says:
an avid listener of the band kiss?
Juz says:
eww
Juz says:
no
i'm in a band!! says:
that's as depraved as they come my brother!!!
Juz says:
im not deprived. i don't think. uhmm...
Juz says:
what were we talking about again>
Juz says:
?
i'm in a band!! says:
not sure
i'm in a band!! says:
i calle dyoua psyco and you said close but not quite or something
Juz says:
oh yeah, oklohoma... so are you a cowboy or a redneck or a hillbilly or what?
i'm in a band!! says:
nope
i'm in a band!! says:
everyone else is
i'm in a band!! says:
but I've tried to reform my ways
i'm in a band!! says:
I like to wear cowboy hats though
Juz says:
so that would make you.... .. poor white trash..?
i'm in a band!! says:
is that what oklahoma is known for
i'm in a band!! says:
cowboys
i'm in a band!! says:
hahahah
i'm in a band!! says:
your so funny
Juz says:
i thought oklahoma was known for fish
i'm in a band!! says:
I wish I were as funny as you
i'm in a band!! says:
I would have all the chicks
i'm in a band!! says:
are we
i'm in a band!! says:
cool!
Juz says:
i sense a hint of sarcasm...
i'm in a band!! says:
your more conscious than I thought...
Juz says:
ha, that's what you think.
i'm in a band!! says:
but seriously
i'm in a band!! says:
do you have any fishing in colorado?
i'm in a band!! says:
lol
Juz says:
fff...ffi...sh--iiing?
i'm in a band!! says:
yes
i'm in a band!! says:
speak slowly
Juz says:
like... yougurt?
i'm in a band!! says:
ummm
i'm in a band!! says:
almost
Juz says:
we have yogurt
i'm in a band!! says:
i see yogurt is a passion in your life
Juz says:
i woudn't say passion. obsession, maybe.
Juz says:
dude, you ever had "boysenberry"?
i'm in a band!! says:
yes
Juz says:
let me tell ya, tastes like rasberries and ass, i had to call yoplait and complain.
i'm in a band!! says:
what's up with you and cussing
i'm in a band!! says:
do you get pleasure out of ut or something?
i'm in a band!! says:
it*
Juz says:
immense
i'm in a band!! says:
you have my pity
Juz says:
i just like the word ass
Juz says:
it can be substituted for sooo many words, it's a beautiful thing really...
i'm in a band!! says:
if you say so
Juz says:
ohh and i do
i'm in a band!! says:
it's a fairly brod useage word
i'm in a band!! says:
comon to the english language
Juz says:
don't be nockin my words, just *smile and nod*
i'm in a band!! says:
I've masterd that art talking to you man!!
Juz says:
too late, YOU'RE FIRED. GET OUTTA HERE. and take your chair.
i'm in a band!! says:
have i ever lold you that I'm gay?
i'm in a band!! says:
Juz says:
i think so, why?
Juz says:
and did you not see that you were FIRED?
i'm in a band!! says:
k
Juz says:
dude.. im not picking up this chair, get it outta here
i'm in a band!! says:
your just mad that you were woken up for those pics
Juz says:
listen, if you'd like to protest the termination of your employment, you'll have to take it up with human resources, i don't have time for this.
(later)
Juz says:
so, are you really gay?
angel's fall without you there says:
what do you think?
Juz says:
YES YES yesYESSSS OH GOD YES
angel's fall without you there says:
no way man
Juz says:
so what you're saying is...?
angel's fall without you there says:
I'm strait
angel's fall without you there says:
I drive on the right side of the raod
Juz says:
...meaning...?
angel's fall without you there says:
i like girls
angel's fall without you there says:
not guys
Juz says:
i don't follow
Juz says:
where are you going with this?
angel's fall without you there says:
where ever you keep taking it!
Juz says:
i still don't follow
angel's fall without you there says:
shocher
Juz says:
so... if i offered you homoesexual relations, you would say...?
angel's fall without you there says:
you need Jesus
Juz says:
i still don't follow.
Juz says:
are you saying jesus is gay?
Juz says:
apox on you!
angel's fall without you there says:
man you are sick if your being serious
Juz says:
blasphermer!
angel's fall without you there says:
you have no room to talk!
Juz says:
hypocrite! take it back!
angel's fall without you there says:
let me guess you dont' follow
angel's fall without you there says:
why
angel's fall without you there says:
you hope I'm gay and acuse me of calling jesus gay
Juz says:
i don't remember that
Juz says:
that doesn't sound like something i'd say.
angel's fall without you there says:
and brynne enjoys ahngin out with you
angel's fall without you there says:
you must act diferent in front of her
Juz says:
woah woah woah... are saying brynne's gay? that's not cool man.
angel's fall without you there says:
I'll tell her your calling her gay behind her back
Juz says:
i forgot what we were talking about.
angel's fall without you there says:
she'd love that
Juz says:
i say many things, she knows this.
angel's fall without you there says:
are you this crazy all the time?
Juz says:
i'd like to think im suspended in a realm where time and space have no signifigance, thank you.
angel's fall without you there says:
lol
Juz says:
which brings me to my next issue... there aren't any movies set in oklahoma, there's something inheriently wrong with oklohoma beceause of that. you all lose.