i'm in a band!! says:
what's up man?

Juz says:
can I help you? you seem lost.

i'm in a band!! says:
I'm lookin for 12th street ands 45th

i'm in a band!! says:
is this the right place?

Juz says:
nono... that last last right you took should have been a left, go ride the monkeys.

i'm in a band!! says:
thanx dude

Juz says:
so.. what you're saying is...?

i'm in a band!! says:
nothin'\

i'm in a band!! says:
just howdy

Juz says:
i don't follow

i'm in a band!! says:
k

Juz says:
where 'ya goin with this?

i'm in a band!! says:
no where

i'm in a band!! says:
I'll go then

Juz says:
i still don't follow

i'm in a band!! says:
see ya man

Juz says:
where am i?

Juz says:
what's goin on?

i'm in a band!! says:
you really are a narcotic cow aren't you

Juz says:
*twitch* some would say so

i'm in a band!! says:
lol

i'm in a band!! says:
hey thanx for the pics of brynne

i'm in a band!! says:
even if she woke you up...

i'm in a band!! says:
sorry about that

Juz says:
yeah... those are nice.. but nothing compared to FISHPEN

i'm in a band!! says:
good point

i'm in a band!! says:
what's up with that?

Juz says:
you should be sorry, mistakes have been, there will be consequences.

i'm in a band!! says:
just for kicks

i'm in a band!! says:
easay killer

Juz says:
it's only the greatest dollar store impulse item EVER.

Juz says:
it's a fish! it's a pen! FISHPEN!

i'm in a band!! says:
dollar store huh>

Juz says:
oh yea, they're a goldmine

i'm in a band!! says:
nice maketing scheme

i'm in a band!! says:
marketing*

i'm in a band!! says:
have they gone global yet

Juz says:
hard to say, the ways of the fishpen are mysterious

i'm in a band!! says:
enlighten me oh wise sensay

Juz says:
i can't tell you the ways of the fishpen, it can only be experienced.

i'm in a band!! says:
I see

Juz says:
www.fallingcow.com/nc

Juz says:
DUN DUN DUN

i'm in a band!! says:
( aplause)

i'm in a band!! says:
oooooh

i'm in a band!! says:
ahhh

i'm in a band!! says:
so are they realy found in the dollar store

Juz says:
damn straight

i'm in a band!! says:
nice

Juz says:
oklohoma aye? i hear you guys get fish out there

i'm in a band!! says:
yep

Juz says:
what's that like?

i'm in a band!! says:
except we have to go the river and pull them out of hole

i'm in a band!! says:
it's a blast man

i'm in a band!! says:
it's a rush yor first time

Juz says:
neat

i'm in a band!! says:
haviong a big catfish clamp down on your fingers

i'm in a band!! says:
it get's your adrenaline going

i'm in a band!! says:
like steriods

i'm in a band!! says:
not that I would know about steriods:\

Juz says:
kind of like eating yogurt, only substiture hole with yogurt cup and hands with spoon and fish with yogurt

i'm in a band!! says:
ummm?

i'm in a band!! says:
yeah

i'm in a band!! says:
I can see that resemblance

i'm in a band!! says:
just like that

Juz says:
mmmm... yogurt

i'm in a band!! says:
exept yogurt doesn't bite aas hard

Juz says:
unless...

Juz says:
*trailing off into deep thought*

i'm in a band!! says:
good to do every now and then

i'm in a band!! says:
unless...

i'm in a band!! says:
it's 3 year old

Juz says:
especially in matters of yogurt

i'm in a band!! says:
then it would probably bite pretty hard

i'm in a band!! says:
whatever floats your boat

Juz says:
what the hell are you talking about?

Juz says:
you havn't made sense since minute 1

Juz says:
it is now minute 12

Juz says:
you see where im going with this?

i'm in a band!! says:
i can take a hint

i'm in a band!! says:
good takin' to ya

i'm in a band!! says:
later

Juz says:
don't go! i don't have any friends! please!

i'm in a band!! says:
man !!

Juz says:
fine, screw you.

Juz says:
you're fired, get outta here.

i'm in a band!! says:
you sound like a pretty crazy guy to hang with..

Juz says:
FIRED

i'm in a band!! says:
see ya man

Juz says:
ha, that was a test

i'm in a band!! says:
let me guess

i'm in a band!! says:
I didn't pass

Juz says:
ya know what, you passed- but barely! you know what you got?

i'm in a band!! says:
not a clue

Juz says:
F+

Juz says:
*CLICK*

i'm in a band!! says:
I've had worse

Juz says:
i win, you lose, now gimme a bear

i'm in a band!! says:
a bear

i'm in a band!! says:
or

i'm in a band!! says:
a

Juz says:
NO NOnononoNO

Juz says:
i want a bear.

i'm in a band!! says:
I'll get to work on that one!

i'm in a band!! says:
may take me a few minuits

Juz says:
and not one of those little ones either

Juz says:
im talking like a kodiak or a panda...

i'm in a band!! says:
you want big pappa momma ? ok

Juz says:
nono, i changed my mind, both.

Juz says:
a girl and a boy.

Juz says:
and i want you to make them breed successfully.

i'm in a band!! says:
hmmmmm...

i'm in a band!! says:
it's going to cost you!

Juz says:
don't jerk me around stew, it's a simple request, a baby could do it.

Juz says:
damnit, stew died.

i'm in a band!! says:
( cough) cough0

i'm in a band!! says:
make it stop!!!!@#$

Juz says:
can't, you brought it on yourself, it's justice my friend, retribution for me being waken up.

i'm in a band!! says:
we shall call that even then

Juz says:
...funny... you don't sound like you're dieing anymore

i'm in a band!! says:
I'm going to miss every................

Juz says:
the debt is not repaid until i see blood

i'm in a band!! says:
BLOOD

Juz says:
THE BLOOD-GOO OF A FEMALE PANDA GIVING BIRTH TO A PANDA/KODIAK BEAR MIX WHICH YOU SUCCESSFULLU BREEDED

i'm in a band!! says:
your one crazy dude

Juz says:
yeah, never thought I'd have to say that again...

i'm in a band!! says:
you have a very vivd imagination

Juz says:
you have no idea

i'm in a band!! says:
I'm starting to ..

Juz says:
NO. IDEA.

i'm in a band!! says:
PSYCHO

Juz says:
close, but WRONG

i'm in a band!! says:
deprived child hood?

Juz says:
you're getting colder

i'm in a band!! says:
mauled by a cross-bred panda and polar bear while walking through the woods?

Juz says:
a little warmer...

i'm in a band!! says:
an avid listener of the band kiss?

Juz says:
eww

Juz says:
no

i'm in a band!! says:
that's as depraved as they come my brother!!!

Juz says:
im not deprived. i don't think. uhmm...

Juz says:
what were we talking about again>

Juz says:
?

i'm in a band!! says:
not sure

i'm in a band!! says:
i calle dyoua psyco and you said close but not quite or something

Juz says:
oh yeah, oklohoma... so are you a cowboy or a redneck or a hillbilly or what?

i'm in a band!! says:
nope

i'm in a band!! says:
everyone else is

i'm in a band!! says:
but I've tried to reform my ways

i'm in a band!! says:
I like to wear cowboy hats though

Juz says:
so that would make you.... .. poor white trash..?

i'm in a band!! says:
is that what oklahoma is known for

i'm in a band!! says:
cowboys

i'm in a band!! says:
hahahah

i'm in a band!! says:
your so funny

Juz says:
i thought oklahoma was known for fish

i'm in a band!! says:
I wish I were as funny as you

i'm in a band!! says:
I would have all the chicks

i'm in a band!! says:
are we

i'm in a band!! says:
cool!

Juz says:
i sense a hint of sarcasm...

i'm in a band!! says:
your more conscious than I thought...

Juz says:
ha, that's what you think.

i'm in a band!! says:
but seriously
i'm in a band!! says:

do you have any fishing in colorado?

i'm in a band!! says:
lol

Juz says:
fff...ffi...sh--iiing?

i'm in a band!! says:
yes

i'm in a band!! says:
speak slowly

Juz says:
like... yougurt?

i'm in a band!! says:
ummm

i'm in a band!! says:
almost

Juz says:
we have yogurt

i'm in a band!! says:
i see yogurt is a passion in your life

Juz says:
i woudn't say passion. obsession, maybe.

Juz says:
dude, you ever had "boysenberry"?

i'm in a band!! says:
yes

Juz says:
let me tell ya, tastes like rasberries and ass, i had to call yoplait and complain.

i'm in a band!! says:
what's up with you and cussing

i'm in a band!! says:
do you get pleasure out of ut or something?

i'm in a band!! says:
it*

Juz says:
immense

i'm in a band!! says:
you have my pity

Juz says:
i just like the word ass

Juz says:
it can be substituted for sooo many words, it's a beautiful thing really...

i'm in a band!! says:
if you say so

Juz says:
ohh and i do

i'm in a band!! says:
it's a fairly brod useage word

i'm in a band!! says:
comon to the english language

Juz says:
don't be nockin my words, just *smile and nod*

i'm in a band!! says:
I've masterd that art talking to you man!!

Juz says:
too late, YOU'RE FIRED. GET OUTTA HERE. and take your chair.

i'm in a band!! says:
have i ever lold you that I'm gay?

i'm in a band!! says:
Juz says:
i think so, why?

Juz says:
and did you not see that you were FIRED?

i'm in a band!! says:
k

Juz says:
dude.. im not picking up this chair, get it outta here

i'm in a band!! says:
your just mad that you were woken up for those pics

Juz says:
listen, if you'd like to protest the termination of your employment, you'll have to take it up with human resources, i don't have time for this.

(later)

Juz says:
so, are you really gay?

angel's fall without you there says:
what do you think?

Juz says:
YES YES yesYESSSS OH GOD YES

angel's fall without you there says:
no way man

Juz says:
so what you're saying is...?

angel's fall without you there says:
I'm strait
angel's fall without you there says:

I drive on the right side of the raod
Juz says:
...meaning...?

angel's fall without you there says:
i like girls

angel's fall without you there says:
not guys

Juz says:
i don't follow

Juz says:
where are you going with this?

angel's fall without you there says:
where ever you keep taking it!

Juz says:
i still don't follow

angel's fall without you there says:
shocher

Juz says:
so... if i offered you homoesexual relations, you would say...?

angel's fall without you there says:
you need Jesus

Juz says:
i still don't follow.

Juz says:
are you saying jesus is gay?

Juz says:
apox on you!

angel's fall without you there says:
man you are sick if your being serious

Juz says:
blasphermer!

angel's fall without you there says:
you have no room to talk!

Juz says:
hypocrite! take it back!

angel's fall without you there says:
let me guess you dont' follow

angel's fall without you there says:
why

angel's fall without you there says:
you hope I'm gay and acuse me of calling jesus gay

Juz says:
i don't remember that

Juz says:
that doesn't sound like something i'd say.

angel's fall without you there says:
and brynne enjoys ahngin out with you

angel's fall without you there says:
you must act diferent in front of her

Juz says:
woah woah woah... are saying brynne's gay? that's not cool man.

angel's fall without you there says:
I'll tell her your calling her gay behind her back

Juz says:
i forgot what we were talking about.

angel's fall without you there says:
she'd love that

Juz says:
i say many things, she knows this.

angel's fall without you there says:
are you this crazy all the time?

Juz says:
i'd like to think im suspended in a realm where time and space have no signifigance, thank you.

angel's fall without you there says:
lol

Juz says:
which brings me to my next issue... there aren't any movies set in oklahoma, there's something inheriently wrong with oklohoma beceause of that. you all lose.