narcotic c0w: i want an exotic animal!
Sugarcoated64: can't always get what u want
Sugarcoated64: only i can
narcotic c0w: that's it, you're fired
narcotic c0w: get outta here
Sugarcoated64: sorry, i took over the business
Sugarcoated64: i win that too, didn't anyone tell u?
narcotic c0w: maybe you didn't hear me, you're re-goddamn fired
Sugarcoated64: sorry, my "justin edit option" is turned on right now
Sugarcoated64: but please feel free to leave a message
narcotic c0w: okok, maybe you don't understand, you were just fired, you have to pack your things and leave, you're no longer able to fulfill the duties of sugarcoated64, i'm sorry the termination was so sudden, if you feel you have any unfinshed business, feel free to take it up with human resources, i don't have time for this.
Sugarcoated64: m
Sugarcoated64: nah, i think i'll stay
narcotic c0w: there's no more of that, you've beem terminated, that phrase is sole property of jusin chats inc. -the next sugarcoated64 will need it
Sugarcoated64: beem?
narcotic c0w: yes.
narcotic c0w: grr... shut up.
Sugarcoated64: hehehe
narcotic c0w: don't forget your chair, i dont want that laying around my office
Sugarcoated64: but I'm Jen :'(
narcotic c0w: sorry Jen, business is business
Sugarcoated64: but I'm the reason why this company survived for so long, no need me damnit
Sugarcoated64: you need**
narcotic c0w: that's right, no need for you
narcotic c0w: hahahaa
Sugarcoated64: :-(
narcotic c0w: ya know we could go back and forth all day about who's firing who and who's made the company to survive and yadda yadda yadda... or you could get your chair out of my office and move on
Sugarcoated64: nah, i live to argue
Sugarcoated64: so where are you ever going to get a replacement? I'm priceless
narcotic c0w: ...
narcotic c0w: .....
narcotic c0w: internet.
Sugarcoated64: not going to find one there
Sugarcoated64: i know, i looked
Sugarcoated64: well, there was one, but i killed her before u could recrute
narcotic c0w: you wouldn't believe how many people people are lined up for a shot at this
Sugarcoated64: haha
Sugarcoated64: at being me?
Sugarcoated64: no one can be me but me
narcotic c0w: not you, sugarcoated64
Sugarcoated64: I am sugarcoated64, u can't train that to people
narcotic c0w: well i wouldn't have thought so either, but... here we are.
narcotic c0w: oh pfft, it cant be that hard
Sugarcoated64: ok, but if i'm going down, i'm taking everyone with me
narcotic c0w: now now... let's not get all huffy, simma down
Sugarcoated64: wanna know a secret?
Sugarcoated64: no one fires me and gets away with it'
narcotic c0w: yes yes, i know... just take care of the chair, ok?
Sugarcoated64: grrr
narcotic c0w: i want your desk cleaned out by tomorrow
Sugarcoated64: (throws chair out the window, knocks over desk, rips paper, draws on walls with marker)
Sugarcoated64: (and growls loudly)
narcotic c0w: Security! security!
Sugarcoated64: can't catch me!
Sugarcoated64: (and sets off fire alarm on the way out)
narcotic c0w: You'll never work on this server again!
Sugarcoated64: (and vandelises the parking lot)
narcotic c0w: damnit, my CYBER porsche.