Sassysweets86: hey
narcotic c0w: get a different color scheme, i hate that one
Sassysweets86: like wut?
narcotic c0w: well, ya know what would be really sexy? some black and purple... ohhhh yeah.
Sassysweets86: ok wut kinda purple
Sassysweets86: this purple?
narcotic c0w: nonono
narcotic c0w: that's anti-sexy
Sassysweets86: well then pick a purple
narcotic c0w: black background, purple lettering, c'mon work with me here
Sassysweets86: u said black on purple not purple on black
narcotic c0w: i said sexy! SEXY.
Sassysweets86: ok hold on ok jus quit tha attitude
Sassysweets86: this is as close as i could get but hold up ryte quick
narcotic c0w: oooOHOHOoo yeah baaaby
Sassysweets86: o...k???
narcotic c0w: damn girl, that text is lookin *fine*
Sassysweets86: wut about this?
narcotic c0w: nono... too *french whore*
Sassysweets86: ok
Sassysweets86: this?
narcotic c0w: yeah baby, work it!
narcotic c0w: so... anywhoo...
narcotic c0w: who the hell are you?
Sassysweets86: aight good cuz i really like this one
Sassysweets86: i saw ur pic on ftj
narcotic c0w: uhuhuh... yeah.. tell me about THAT.
Sassysweets86: wut???
narcotic c0w: you saw my pic on ftj... .. and?
Sassysweets86: u looked hott so i put ur name on my bl
narcotic c0w: ok...ok... and that's hott with 2 Ts you say?
Sassysweets86: yea
narcotic c0w: well. where do we go from here sassysweets86? where do we go from here?
Sassysweets86: ok well...
Sassysweets86: wut r u uo to tonite?

narcotic c0w: im sorry, that sentence was completely incoherent.
Sassysweets86: which sentence
narcotic c0w: the last one. with all the non-real words and nonsensical grammar.
Sassysweets86: fine
Sassysweets86: what are you doing tonight?
Sassysweets86: there is that better
narcotic c0w: OHHHH
narcotic c0w: that's really what you were trying to say?
narcotic c0w: wow.
narcotic c0w: babe, you were waaaaay off
Sassysweets86: ok whatever
narcotic c0w: but to answer your question, I have a full night planned out of surfin that crazy ol internet and spinning around in circles and eating soup and grooming my cats, it's gonna be FUNKIN INSANITY.
Sassysweets86: ooooooh sounds like such a fun evening
narcotic c0w: oh yeah, and i gotta do my laundry
narcotic c0w: am i turning you on?
Sassysweets86: no
narcotic c0w: how bout now?
narcotic c0w: how bout now?
narcotic c0w: howboutnow?howboutnow?howboutnow?
Sassysweets86: tellin me about u doin your laundry isnt gonna turn me on
Sassysweets86: neither is badgering me about it
narcotic c0w: well damn. there's no pleasing you. perhaps I should sweep you off the stairway with my muscular biceps to a night of hot steamy passionate loving, jesus christ woman, lower your standards.
Sassysweets86: i didnt mean u had to do that
narcotic c0w: im sorry im not funkin FABIO, GODDAMNIT.
Sassysweets86: i just meant that u arent going to turn me on that easily.
Sassysweets86: fabio is fukkin ugly
Sassysweets86: and i think ur hott so obviously the way u look turns me on
narcotic c0w: ohhh im sorry, what is it you girls are into these days, IM SORRY IM NOT HEATH FLEDGER
narcotic c0w: he's so dreamy.
Sassysweets86: not really
Sassysweets86: ur so dreamy ok
narcotic c0w: you know what though, me doing laundry is dreamier than you'd think
Sassysweets86: well now that i think about it
narcotic c0w: one moment.
Sassysweets86: if u dont have any clothes on because u need to do laundry
Sassysweets86: ok
narcotic c0w wants to directly connect.
Sassysweets86's software does not support sending and receiving IM images.
narcotic c0w: ahhh... damnit.
narcotic c0w wants to send file Q:\juzsites\return of the cow\narcotic cow\other\laundry.jpg: except it daaaamn you
Sassysweets86's software does not support file transfer.
narcotic c0w: DAMNIT.
Sassysweets86: what
narcotic c0w: wait...
Sassysweets86: fine
narcotic c0w:
narcotic c0w: what do you think about the laundry thing NOW?
Sassysweets86: i think you'd look better with the shirt off
narcotic c0w: but the laundry, it's sexy, no?
Sassysweets86: its sexy
narcotic c0w: and the detergant... arm and hammer.. think about the possibilities there, eh? eh?
Sassysweets86: lol your funny
narcotic c0w: I didn't tell you my laundry fantacies to mocked. goddamnit, you lose.
Sassysweets86: i wasnt mocking u
Sassysweets86: i think its cute
narcotic c0w: cute? my laundry room fantacies are meant to be errotic, I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
Sassysweets86: no ok...
Sassysweets86: dont take all of what i say so little kiddish im saying that what u are saying is cute and i like it ALOT!!!
narcotic c0w: so now im just a kid to you? thanks. geez, i thought we had some sort of special connection for a minute, I guess I was wrong, you're just like all the rest of them.
Sassysweets86: no no no

Sassysweets86: i dont think ur a kid at all

narcotic c0w: stop jerking me around like that
Sassysweets86: im not
narcotic c0w: back and forth, back and forth
Sassysweets86: i wasnt saying ur a kid ur just taking what i say too literally just chill out a lil and thats what will turn me on ok
Sassysweets86: i like u and i think we could have something here but we both have to try
narcotic c0w: oh well who says I want to turn you on now, hmm? sorry babe, that boat sailed a long time ago
Sassysweets86: and u say im the one going back and forth
narcotic c0w: like a record
Sassysweets86: well do u want to be a jurk or do u want to actually talk to me?
narcotic c0w: ...
Sassysweets86: pick one
narcotic c0w: what do you want to hear?
Sassysweets86: i want to talk to u and find out like...
what ur into and stuff like that
narcotic c0w: oh... well ya see... the thing is...
narcotic c0w: I WANNA BE A JERK, IM SORRY.
Sassysweets86: y do u wanna be a jerk